Our Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest. $3,750 in prizes. No fee.
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oh steven!
oh ray ray!
give back my spleen!
why steven?
why ray ray?
could you be so mean?
you are thugs who steal organs from good folks like me.
you are thugs and as thugs act thuggishly.
but the Lord is "looking"...
and watching you sin,
and when there's a party in heaven He won't let you in.
Sent as a joke to Famous Poets Society
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Deadline: Apr 1, 2025
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