Chipmonks and Chimps
A chicken screams in the distance
Perdue is a demi-god
Why does mayonaise seem so white
Left to his own devices, a monkey
with a typewriter can do great things.
I've been trying to get frisked.
Cops is a great show.
Why can't one eat his own filth?
Exploring garbage cans is fruitless
Delicate hands are the devils doing
I've smelled better cheese than most
I wish this poem came in a temporary tatoo which I could paste to my little cherub butt.
Sent as a joke to poetry.com