Gibberish from the Tenth Dimension
Rabbit guts will bring the flies
I saw his back shiver like a cat with ringworm
He was deaf as a dog in the middle of a war
How glorious life is
I tipped him over like a sleeping cow
His eyes were hard and black like buttons
Angry bunions and swollen veins
Oh how the girls loved him
Her mouth glistened with breakfast juices
Her fat salt tears filled the room
Her words glowed like the inside of a baker's furnace
How I wish I were not deaf and blind
Ah! Cunning as an outhouse rat was he
I saw him stand tall like a tapeworm uncoiling
Pointed teeth crooked and stained like piano keys
Last month's finalist cover boy for Farmer's Weekly
He had the fury of weak men
And basked proudly in greasy lethargy
His squirting ego spattered in his cell
How he loved his Cuban boot heels