Our Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest. $3,750 in prizes. No fee.
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When I think of you I fart rainbows
of spring and summer hues
You're a grown woman now!
have you worked past your daddy issues?
When I see us together in a photograph
it reminds me my taint is of more value than you
and I remember the time you got waisted
and peed on my face
Our love was forbidden
like Lincoln's black girlfriends
I thank God every night
that I'm single again
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