The Greatest Poem Ever Written!
Be prepared my friends and enemies as you are about to become witnesses in reading THE GREATEST POEM EVER WRITTEN! YES! It will get no better than this right here as I will be revealing this very important documentation right before your very eyes. Be prepared to enrapt your senses around the seductive poetry fragrance that will be unleashed as you begin to fall under the alluring entrapment that is the genius of this poem! Y-Y-YES! I tell you no lie! You will begin to understand the magnitude of excellence that is contained in this poem once you start to read verses about birds and flowers...NO...birds made of flowers that are flying off to live in a green grassy field where two young lovers run around barefoot as they waste their entire day giggling while holding hands! Then this daring, and yet, heroic poem will make a metamorphosis to its setting by appearing on the road less traveled, burning that very road, and blazing a new one that will instead be the most traveled which will lead to a blissful destination somewhere in the middle of er-...I dunno...some...kind...of...grassy field place again but this time with rabbits made of chocolate that are alive and you can eat them but they won't actually feel any pain as you eat them because that would be just wrong!
What is this all-encompassing feeling of ecstasy that you are starting to experience? Shhh...just let it marinate deep down into your subconscious because this isn't the end! NO! This is only the start of the ocular and intellect massage-fest that is the result of reading this dynamic poem so sit back and enjoy the next phase of this masterpiece as it returns back to that same field except this time it is snowing. But it isn't really snow because that would be cold and depressing but the snowflakes are actually butterflies with pixie dust that sprinkles out with every flap of their wings. Yes, this beautiful poem WILL be able to incorporate butterfly sprinkling pixie dust from the flapping of their wings along with edible alive chocolate bunnies not-to-mention those barefooted young lovers who are holding hands and giggling even more now because they have pixie dust and chunks of chocolate rabbit flesh incorporated in their systems! And PORK AND BEANS only because what great poem wouldn't have a can of them in it somewhere? There is no room for all of this you say! This imposing poem will put an end to all of your malarkey once it adds a spaceship of some sort with a rhyming, break-dancing alien who lands in that same green field and then starts to moonwalk across the green, grassy field...er...WAIT! I'm sorry folks. After re-reading some of what I have typed it would appear that this poem in actuality is the exact inverse of its hyperbolic title. In fact, I don't even think this fits any of the criteria that would validate it as being a poem. Sorry for wasting your time and for any broken minds that was the result of reading whatever this was suppose to be. I need some sleep...seriously! But before I get some rest, I think it is only fitting that I change the title to "THE RAMBLINGS AND BABBLINGS OF AN INSOMNIAC!"
Sent as a joke to The Famous Poets Society