Our Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest. $3,750 in prizes. No fee.
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Your Image—
Gangsters in the mall,
When you eat those soft pretzels,
You look less gangsta.
Cobwebs—
Cobwebs in my room,
It's so rude of you to form,
Someone's living here.
False Advertising—
False advertising,
When you say there is chicken,
I expect chicken!
Sophisticated—
If I could poo white,
I would be just like a bird,
Sophisticated.
Prizes: $3,750
Deadline: Apr 1, 2025
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