F**k Global Warming and All You Damn Hippies
(A parody to the tune of "This Little Light of Mine")
This little light of mine
I'm going to let it shine
Wasting energy all the time
I'm going to let it shine
PG&E gonna give me a fine
I'm gonna let it shine
Every day, every way, let it shine.
This little light of mine
Fossil fuels will make it shine
Don't need no clean energy turbine
I'll let the fossil fuels make it shine
Pollution makes a pretty sky line
So I'm gonna let it shine
Every day, every way, let it shine.
This little light of mine
Shining out my car's headlights
Making animals targets of mine
P.E.T.A.'s gonna lose its mind
This little light of mine
I'm gonna let it shine
Every day, every way, let it shine.
This little light of mine
It's gonna light Bambi's hide
This deer is gonna die
Gonna make P.E.T.A. cry
When my gun shoots through his side
I'm going to let it shine
Every day, every way, let it shine.
This little light of mine
Shining on studies done right
Following the scientific method guidelines
Not biased studies for ratings and headlines
The liberal media's telling lies
On CNN's Hard-Line
Every day, every way, all the time.
This little light of mine
Making global warming worse all the time
CO2 is gonna make us fry
Glaciers gonna melt, plants gonna die
Won't happen 'til 4499
But the damn hippies can't count that high
So wave bye-bye, to those guys, as we fry.
This little light of mine
The hippies protest every time
Saying we'll glow-in-the-dark all the time
When the reactors go off-line
Then I won't need this light of mine
'Cuz we're all gonna shine all the time
Let us shine! Let us shine! Let us shine!
Sent as a joke to poetry.com
