Solitude
Hark! I am all alone
like the lone seagull that flies
over the sea of lonely solitude. No one understands me
and ye do not care
especially ye two, who
said I couldn't spend any more time on MySpace
you know who you are.
IMHO, thy dost not comprehend how hard my life is
you birthed me and then stuckest me out into the world
like Tara Reid's boob.
Probably I am adopted
which hast been kept from me as a secret
like the mystery of a gentle ocean breeze
or a sunset which paints the sky with colours
or why Courtney from home room started hating on me
even though I have been totally nice to her
when she didn't deserve it,
some of you know what I'm talking about LOL.
Like the majestic and proud seagull I soar.
Hark, I see the face of a young god
who walks the halls and has a nice bod
in the cafeteria today the special is cod.
Todd! Why dost ye not see me?
Perhaps my bird spirit has frightened ye
so you do not see the beautiful raptor soaring high
but rather something that craps on your car.
Not that I have actually done that
because it is a metaphor.
I flap! My wings are as white and pure as un-used maxi-pads
my beak is beaky and hard
as I swoop to steal a piece of mouldy bread from a duck
my talons are like claws of love that long to enfold you
except they are not talons because I am a seagull.
Apart from my friends, I am completely alone. Abandoned,
companionless, deserted, desolate, forlorn, forsaken,
hermit, individual, isolated, lone, lonely, lonesome, only,
single, sole, solitary, solo, stag, traveling light,
unattached, unattended, unescorted.
Sent as a joke to poetry.com
