The Probe
I was a victim of an anal probe.
One night, I became a victim of an alien abduction.
Now, I'm a xenophobe.
I was transported into an odd shaped globe
where I beheld a voluptuous alien—I hoped I was about to become a victim of alien seduction
I was a victim of an anal probe.
The alien had me disrobe
while she held a rod of unknown construction.
Now, I'm a xenophobe.
When she had me bend over and spread my cheeks, I began to sob.
To alien technology I received a rude introduction.
I was a victim of an anal probe.
She shoved it in and pulled it out so fast—oh what a throb!
It went in so deep over are my days of sexual reproduction.
Now, I'm a xenophobe.
As she kicked me out of her ship, she told me probing was her job
to help qualify members for a focus group on hemorrhoid destruction.
I was a victim of an anal probe.
Now, I'm a xenophobe.
Sent as a joke to poetry.com
