Filed under: Authors
Arthur Virnig wrote under the name of Torsvald Gustavus Norbinger until it fell and fractured his skull. Since then he has been earning money by making documentaries and pretending he knows how to deal with children.
He lives in a small Missouri town, but will soon move to a slightly larger one to attend Truman State University.
He is seen here just before he came to the crushing realization that his telephone was disconnected.
Winning Entry: The Pajama’d Elephant
Contest Won: Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2007, Honorable Mention