Marty Lloyd
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Marty Lloyd has been laughed out of more poetry readings than anyone cares to count and wears his ineptitude magnanimously. He's been featured in places, written things, and has been published in what-have-yous. But his greatest accomplishment to date is eating an entire package of jell-o with a straw. He is tall when compared to short people, short when compared to tall people, and stands eye to eye with people his own height. Marty is currently working on a novel, a screenplay, and the meaning of life. He suspects the last one will be easy.
Winning Entry: To My Cabana Bowl (TM)
Contest Won: Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2008, Finalist