I Like Your Profile
(sent from my Blackberry)
Hi Karen5603,
You beautifully typed and now I am learning
you are a fun person who
likes new adventures and you
crave mint chocolate chip ice cream.
But did you know
mint chocolate chip ice cream
is the 10th most popular ice cream
consumed in the US?
I would have guessed Rocky Road
but according to Wikipedia
it doesn't even exist.
I'm pretty sure Pfish Food
is close to #1
and based on the amount I can consume in one sitting
it should be #1.
The real question though and the reason I'm writing—
take your time and answer honestly—
do you like your mint chocolate chip ice cream
white or green?
And...now that we're on the subject—
Cup or cone?
Indoors or out?
Cool whip or whipped cream?
Two scoops or four? You see,
like Sigmund Freud on his days off
I have been studying personality traits
and their links to ice cream choices
by asking women these questions
until six minutes ago. Now
I'm hoping the employees
at Cold Stone Creamery
will let me back in sometime
soon. I see my car keys on
the edge of the table and my
sweater vest is hanging
on the back of the chair.
Take care, Scott
ps. I almost forgot—
I am five feet ten inches tall,
have most of my teeth but
insist on the toilet paper
rolling over the top.
My therapist assures me
this is most prudent
but I am turning over
the roll in her restroom
every Monday, Wednesday and Friday afternoon
at 2:55.
