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Scott Benner, a scoundrel with a strong heart, lives a double life in the Somerset Hills of New Jersey. By day he creates beauty and value as a General Contractor and Woodworker. But when the light grows dim, he can be found hacking away at the English language with nothing more than a yellow mechanical pencil, a wide-ruled pad and a basic degree in civil engineering. Literary Lawmen, scoffing at his crude constructs, are insistent that he be brought to poetic justice. Scott, however, simply wants to write more poetry, try his luck at fiction and maybe date a Literary Agent.
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Contest Won: Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2013, Honorable Mention