Lessons in Posh Fingering
What I'm about to tell you is a secret none knows,
About a discipline so dangerous, reserved only for those
That are deemed worthy of its power so most men need not apply
As few will ever master..... the Venus Butterfly.
(Now for) the Venus Butterfly you'll need a firm yet dexterous hand
if you wish the act of foreplay to pan out as you've got have planned
Because, let's face it, foreplay's boring, merely ground work preparation,
A precursor to the only thing that matters..... penetration.
But the trick's to get her fired up and minimise the wait
To play the intimacy card yet speed up all that stuff you hate,
You see the butterfly combines the greatest sexual tricks in one
Thereby cutting down the time it takes to get the whole job done.
The Butterfly requires the action of three of your fingers
Whilst the thumb remains immobile and the ring finger just lingers
In the perineal area, that separates her plumbing
(You know) the bit designed for babies and the bit designed for bumming.
The index and the middle finger play the greatest role
As they replicate the phallus and have overall control
Of the pace and depth and rigour that your lady friend demands,
With her enjoyment of this exercise entirely in your hands.
(So) once you partner is aroused and starts to twitch and fidget
Then it's time to introduce to the equation, one more digit.
Now the pinky or the baby, digitus minimus ma'nus
Must be aimed at and in line with the respective lady's anus
And the one thing to remember, to ensure, if all else fails
Is that before attempting such an act, I urge you, file your nails
(For) hell hath no fury, no dog a bite, no wasp a sting
Like a unsuspecting woman with a lacerated ring
After all, not only is a poorly maintained digit rude
But a badly injured sphincter tends to devastate the mood.
(So) with 2 fingers in the obvious and one inside the bum
You'll be surprised to see the clitoris supported by the thumb.
This is no mere accident; in fact it's by design
Because the last step of the act is where you'll really start to shine.
You see he Venus Butterfly is not achieved with just your fingers
It requires a skilful master in the art of cunnilingus.
So with one hand devoted to internal exploration
And the tongue being made busy by clitoral stimulation,
Then one hand is made redundant with no vital role to fit
So why not take advantage and locate yourself a tit.
Thus achieving three in one and saving valuable time
And allowing you to bypass all the foreplay and to climb
Aboard your grateful lady and believe me she'll insist
on fast-forwarding the foreplay from then onwards CLASS DISMISSED!
