Someone Who’ll Chew
I heard that you're paleo nowThat you gave up grains and you're off the cow
It seems that you're trimmer too
'Spose the thrill of seeing your feet is something new
Hey mate, how can you deny pie?
Not like you to pass up Chocolate Mousse Delight
I'm having a party—Chinese buffet, you're invited
You know you love Szechuan Noodles, please don't fight it
I hope you'll see my e-vite and that you'll be excited
'Cause I know, I know you're hungry
Never mind, I'll find someone who'll chew
Wontons, spring rolls, fried rice and Egg Foo, too
I really thought you were hammered that time you said
Sometimes friends binge together, but sometimes they shun bread
Sometimes friends binge together, but sometimes they shun bread
Nothing so rare, no claw like a bear's
Breakfast for me, a memory of yours
Who would have known how bland your diet would taste?
Never mind, I'll find someone who'll chew
Bumpy cake, doughnuts, or gumbo with roux
Surely you hit your head that time you said
Sometimes friends binge together, but sometimes they shun bread, yep
Never mind, I'll find someone who'll chew
Hoagies, brownies and creamy French stews, too
I hope you're well-fed, I recall you once said
Sometimes friends binge together, but sometimes they shun bread
Sometimes friends binge together, but sometimes they shun bread
