That One Sounded Like…
Slapping a raw steak.
Tapping in Morse code on a jelly sandwich.
Squeezing the neck of a balloon while letting just a little bit of air out.
If an old woman turned into a creaky door.
A duck sneezing.
When a cartoon character blows a trumpet and their tongue comes out the other end.
What a laser sounded like in the '80s.
Pebbles falling out of a bucket onto other, smaller pebbles.
A spaceship getting a transmission from an unidentified vessel.
Popping the top off an expired milk gallon.
A baby dinosaur waking up.
The start of a hot techno track.
Scooting a chair through a large cave.
A sentient tuba trying to say hello.
Okay, that one sounded like you were faking it. With your mouth.
Stepping out of the shower onto a floor made of bubble wrap.
An anteater eating a single ant.
A baby learning to clap while holding loose applesauce.
My high school boyfriend's ska band.
Opening a bag of chips at high elevation.
A swamp monster gargling peanut butter.
A horse coming to a hard stop on a gravel road.
Ripping the plastic off a new container of spinach.
Sitting on a haunted couch.
A truck honking before hitting a cart full of metal tchotchkes.
An oak dresser that learned to groan.
Tapping furiously on a phone screen with acrylic fingernails.
Shuffling cards in an air lock.
A wet mop blowing a kazoo.
Gross.
