Whimsy for Willy
His penis is so beautiful I just want to knit it a hat. —Rafi GardetA bit of haberdashery:
I shall top your red-haired stranger
with a Stetson, Mr. Winky
in a kiss-me-quick porkpie.
Knit one, purl two:
your shlong in a kippah,
your bobby in a tam,
Mr. Happy jesting in cap'n'bells.
For Jim and the Twins:
the traditional derby, fedora,
homburg—a vaudeville tip
of the hat, some tap-dancing.
We'll travel the world:
your anaconda in safari helmet,
a sombrero for Pedro's fiesta,
your bald head à col roulé in a beret.
