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Aaron Swersky is seventeen feet tall and farts lightning bolts. He spends his days sewing socks for horses who have dreams of becoming ninja, so that they can sneak better. When not teaching ninjitsu to equines, Aaron Swersky roams the streets as a crimefighter with his midget wookie Bobo, flinging turnips at evildoers with his trademark battle cry, "That's what SHE said!" Aaron Swersky is, of course, barking mad.
Winning Entry: Butterscotch Elephant Nipples
Contest Won: Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2008, Finalist