Corey Ginsberg
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Corey Ginsberg collects useless degrees, tennis shoes and obscure facts about The Beatles. She dislikes poodles and their stupid haircuts, the words "poop" and "gumshoe", and hearing her voice recorded on answering machines. She spends far too much time wishing she was enrolled at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, practicing writing with her left hand, and fantasizing that Paul McCartney will play "Hey Jude" at her imaginary wedding. She is currently looking for a home for her collection of poems, her book of essays, and her novel. But at least she's not homeless. Corey lives with her dachshund in Miami, Florida, in a house the color of Pepto-Bismol. When (if) she grows up, she does not want to be president.
Winning Entry: Move to Miami
Contest Won: Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2010, Honorable Mention
Winning Entry: Sex with my Ex
Contest Won: Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2011, Finalist
