Randy Cousteau
Filed under: Authors
As the non-author of the imaginary book Psychopathia Sexualis in the Sea, Randy Cousteau—holder of the prestigious Tender Tentacles Grant from the Sensuous Cephalopod Institute—would like to assure his readers that cross-species felching occurs in the animal kingdom far more often than one might expect. He is pictured below, practicing the seduction pose that has gotten him more tentacle than he can shake a dorsal fin at. Otherwise, his alter ego C.B. holds an MFA in creative writing, and is the author of two poetry books and one novella. The first (award-winning!) poetry book can be found here; the second will be out in October and the novella will be available in March 2010.
Winning Entry: The Felching of the Oct’pus
Contest Won: Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2009, First Prize
