Clock Signal: The Medulla of the Device
I put together a little synopsis of our work so far here on Clock Signal, just so you can get the gist of the Whole Picture. Hope it helps, and sort of Sets the Stage for our Important Work.
Feeling Very Humbled and Great-filled to Play a Role in Such an Important Global Failure!
Part 1- The Worthy Employee
I Cherish these Indoor Hours spent watching the Sun set
through the Sealed Window Panes.
The Shadows creep slowly down the Bland, Beige Walls.
Fans will whir smoothly, stirring up Dust Bunnies.
Kayla hums Tunelessly. Mindlessly.
A Watchful Eye. Subjective Professionalism. Optimal Productivity. Verbiage is Victory.
Pondering the Plundering and Pillaging of our Human Resources.
Supplication as Motivation
You smile at an Unacceptable Moment.
And I realize.
We will Hark Back to These Beautiful Moments in our Final Hours.
A Mouse Squeaks in the catch-and-release Trap.
Bamboozled by Bait.
And Norm Wheels the Treat Cart Around Noiselessly on the Stained, Threadbare Carpets.
Part 2- The Loyal Customer
Lords Clock Signal
Dear Lords Clock Signal
Hear Our Plea
You are the Medulla of the Device
The Chip on our Shoulders
The Component we Rely on.
To Keep Our Systems Humming
and Whirring Smooth like Clock-Work Ticking
Your Signals are Fading
Slowly Degrading
Over Time
Noticeable Increase in Failures
Our Affected Units
And the
Timeframe of Potential Failures
Give Me My ETA. My
Replacement Products Order Spreadsheet
Minimize My Business Disruption
Maximize My Units Time in Operation
For the Greater Good.
For the Sake Of Profitability.
Glory Be.
Part 3- The Inspirational Team Leader
Great Work overall this week
I am happy to advise
We have had Decreased our Errors Tremendously
you should all give yourself a big Pat on the Back!
GREAT WORK TEAM!!!!
we are under a lot of Visibility From The Client
we want to Ensure
the Position and the Work We are doing is Extremely Important
We have been Successful
Minimizing Our Overall Error Rate
I am Extremely Proud
You guys are doing a Fantastic Job
I am thankful to have you guys as my team
Complete All the Requests in our BIN
all you (sic) Hard Work and Determination
what a Wonderful Job you guys have been doing
Keeping on TasK
I could not have Asked for A Better Team
Best Possible Service
Providing our Customer with As Much Information as Possible
I have Taken The Liberty
you are a great Asset To This Team
we appreciate your Hard Work and Dedication
setting your Timer on your cell phone to help you keep ON Track
arrive back On Time from your Scheduled lunch and breaks
You have been Successful this week
I wish to continue to see Improvement Overal (sic)
this may seem to be a Lot Of Work
We have been under A Watchful Eye
Triple Checking your Work
Slow Down and Double Check all Details
getting the Work Completed in a Timely Manner
the small Attention to Details
Needs Focus
I have Taken The Liberty
You are not Adhering to The Client's Standards
Moving forward I expect to see
We want to make the Best Impression Possible
I Kindly ask
It is Imperative that you
Good Afternoon,
I have Taken The Liberty
the BIN is extremely low
orders will be Processed and Dumped
I have A Paper Trail
Lets make this a GREAT DAY!!!!
You all have been doing a Fabulous Job and cannot thank you enough
we can Honestly Talk about how Huge of a Success and Impact you have all had from a Client StandPoint
please note this is a Not A Rush!
if All Else Fails
Good Afternoon,
I have Taken The Liberty
Highly Visible to All Departments
further Mistake (sic) may Jeopardize our Client as well as our Customers Businesses
We want Quality over Quantity
you need to be extremely careful
Ensure you are looking at the Elapsed time
Triple check your Work
Take your Time
for such little training and a lot of unknows (sic) are doing a Fantastic Job!!!!
It is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you Slow Down and Read the Instructions
Carefully
Need to Amp up our Speed
Too Much Time Elapsed
Each and every time a mistake is made it cause A Ripple Affect (sic) for other Departments.
I Cannot Stress Enough how Important it is
I want to Emphasize how High the Visibility our Errors have
Several Concerns brought to Our Attention
Errors Being Made
this does Not Look Good on us (sic)
"the Clock Signal team"
those who are putting the Visibility on us
Determine who Operates their Business.
This is not A Friendly Ask, this is A Must!
You guys are kicking but (sic) and taking names! You all ROCK
All Eyes are on our team
Team Focus on getting the work completed in A Timely Manner
We have Taken the Liberty
We have Provided to You
The Necessary Practice to become
Efficient In All Aspects of Clock Signal
Part 4- In Receipt of the Document
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Read this poem's successor from our 2019 Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest, "My Tenure (Clock Signal: The Aftermath)".
