Nintendhoe
Going down my pipe like he's mario
And I'm gonna super smash his bro.
He's got an ass like peach but a dick like toad—
Going off course on rainbow road.
He's a shy guy so he leaves his mask on.
Cant have a Daisy, so he turns the masc on.
And I suck his dick like I'm Kirby,
He didn't shave—so his balls on furby.
Yeah need a big dude like bowser,
Searching cheat codes on your browser.
Like donkey kong I need that banana,
But we're taking off our pyjamas.
Make him feel electric like pikachu.
Turn the wii sensor on so I can peak at u.
he goes fast like sonic, might get a ring too.
Like Matt from wii sports he knows what to do.
Call him animal, coz we're crossing streams.
Ask him to wii on me but it's not his scene.
Looking Alcremie when he squirts his cream.
Call us Jessie and James coz we make a team.
He's a legend like Zelda so I wanna Link.
Dick like toadette, the tip is pink.
Take a mushroom so it doesn't shrink.
Call me Nintendhoe, it's my favourite kink.
