Our Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest. $3,750 in prizes. No fee.
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The Thick NoseO, nose, thou art thick!
The Suspiciously cheap Doc
With a degree off the Net
Who has quit using smack
Shall slice thru thy head
Of soft nasal parts;
& leave really quickly
When the bleeding starts.
Sent as a joke to The Famous Poets Society
Prizes: $3,750
Deadline: Apr 1, 2025
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