To Squat or Not
I took a trip to Europe,
and this is what I found.
Restrooms are not plentiful,
and most are underground.
When nature called in London
It's quite proper to admit,
I never had a problem
when it was time to s....
In Belgium, it was Tuesday.
I viewed the pissing boy.
Inspired by the statue,
I could hardly hold my joy.
Across the German border,
co-ed I stood in line.
A coin would get you in the john,
without it, it was nein.
The Swiss are most precise you know.
They're also very neat.
You go about your business,
and watch the swivel seat.
Italians take it all in stride,
A hole is where you sit.
I guess my only plea would be
please put a seat on it.
In Austria, you pull a chain
and learn to move right quick,
when finished with the chore at hand
or you are splashed with it.
The Dutch have water everywhere.
To keep it clean they're clever.
It's really hard to try and flush
when you can't find the lever.
The facilities in gay Paree
are all decked out with art.
It almost seemed a sacrilege
when it was time to fart.
When traveling in Europe
here's something not to do.
Do not drink the water,
you can't always find a loo.
Always carry paper
for one can never know
if a water closet's stocked
when you really have to go.
