Vanity! All’s is Vainity!
by Napoleon Brandy
WhInce a pome eye rote come very pritty,
Make me tINGly way doun in me titty
Get way up MAY to ye nitty-gritty
Colon is hardly ever sArce of sPitty.
Art fer art is awful very stupid
SendinG Off yer pomes so lupid
To a contest that yoo no too bee very woopid
Makes yoo no yoO have been dupid
Get a letter, gess I bin excepted
Ev'rybody else ennyware wOOd have rejected
Bi the book an sit outside reed it nekkid
Send A czech yer credit wrecked.
Bette Davis and Jone crawferd
Hak away at pOOr peter LAwferd
In they're grave thay all remain tawferd
PRINT MY lousy POME JUST Lyke it awferred!
Sail me books to sho me naybers
Excellently rote me these laybouRS
tARZan call a I WANT MY MOMMY lioness sabors
Ennywon will doo me fabours
Sent as a joke to poetry.com