Past Winning Entries
Please enjoy the winning entries from our past contests. They are presented here in the order we added them to our website. To view winning entries by contest and year, please see our Contest Archives.
This Is Just To Ask Because So Much Depends on Depends
By Laura Harris-Hirsch
Finalist, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2007
Sca-rat-ska-bat-tale: A Movement
By Cory Zimmerman
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2007
To the International Society of Poets
By Aunty Myrtle
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2007
Letter to a Gun from a Head of Oriental Lettuce
By Rick Lupert
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2007
In Memory of W.H. Gates
By Benjamin Taylor Lally
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2007
Sonnet From the Porch, I Guess
By Brad Hostetter
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2007
I Am a Grocery Bagger, and I Have Feelings!
By Amber Herrick
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2007
Untitled (“One Morning…”)
By Hilary Hanson
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2007
Untitled (“Drainpipes: angrily grumbling…”)
By Holly Kreger
Finalist, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2006
Untitled (“When the time comes…”)
By Benjamin Taylor Lally
Finalist, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2006
The Diet Song of J. Anna Prufroski
By Tammi Reynolds
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2006
Your Hands Do the Work of 10,000 Highly Trained Lesbian Jumping Beans
By Maggie May Schill
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2006
War Is SO Bad: A Compendium of Truth
By Sarah Estes Graham
Finalist, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2006
Hillbilly’s Folly
By Andrew Williams
Finalist, Margaret Reid Poetry Contest for Traditional Verse 2006
Shall I compare thee, love, to Britney Spears?
By Apryl Hutson
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2005
The Emerald Vs. the Queen
By Garrett Marcus
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2005
If We Must Eat Escargot With Plastic Sporks
By Claire Mongeau
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2004
Oh subterranean jewel of starch and carb…
By Kakie Mashburn
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2004
Black Market Human Organs
By Brian L. Perkins
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2003
The Most Exquisite Corpse
By Wilhelmina Hemmingway
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2003
A Love Letter from Prague, the Capital of Amsterdam
By Megan Gilmore
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2003
Roses Can Open in the Darkness
By Rob Daugherty
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2003
Look At The First Letter Of Every Verse, Top To Bottom
By Lance Muscutt
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2002