Past Winning Entries
Please enjoy the winning entries from our past contests. They are presented here in the order we added them to our website. To view winning entries by contest and year, please see our Contest Archives.
Your Hands Do the Work of 10,000 Highly Trained Lesbian Jumping Beans
By Maggie May Schill
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2006
War Is SO Bad: A Compendium of Truth
By Sarah Estes Graham
Finalist, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2006
Hillbilly’s Folly
By Andrew Williams
Finalist, Margaret Reid Poetry Contest for Traditional Verse 2006
Shall I compare thee, love, to Britney Spears?
By Apryl Hutson
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2005
The Emerald Vs. the Queen
By Garrett Marcus
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2005
If We Must Eat Escargot With Plastic Sporks
By Claire Mongeau
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2004
Oh subterranean jewel of starch and carb…
By Kakie Mashburn
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2004
Black Market Human Organs
By Brian L. Perkins
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2003
The Most Exquisite Corpse
By Wilhelmina Hemmingway
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2003
A Love Letter from Prague, the Capital of Amsterdam
By Megan Gilmore
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2003
Roses Can Open in the Darkness
By Rob Daugherty
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2003
Look At The First Letter Of Every Verse, Top To Bottom
By Lance Muscutt
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2002
To Drift in Sandstone Folds
By Alys Jackson
Most Highly Commended, Margaret Reid Poetry Contest for Traditional Verse 2009
Untitled (“bonny, and that is…”)
By Eddie Ansah
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2002
May You Live in Interesting Times
By Johnmichael Simon
Most Highly Commended, Margaret Reid Poetry Contest for Traditional Verse 2010
Rondeaux de Chambre: Barbara’s Room
By Gregory Loselle
Most Highly Commended, Margaret Reid Poetry Contest for Traditional Verse 2010
Facing Alzheimer’s and… the Dying of the Light
By Fred Kruger
Most Highly Commended, Margaret Reid Poetry Contest for Traditional Verse 2010
Writer’s Retreat
By Ellaraine Lockie
Most Highly Commended, Margaret Reid Poetry Contest for Traditional Verse 2010
From Darkness, Deeper Than the Wells of Time
By Phill Doran
Most Highly Commended, Margaret Reid Poetry Contest for Traditional Verse 2010
Triolet for Fishermen
By Phill Doran
Most Highly Commended, Margaret Reid Poetry Contest for Traditional Verse 2010
My Nights of Moon
By Liz Davies
Most Highly Commended, Margaret Reid Poetry Contest for Traditional Verse 2010
In Bangalore
By Carmine Dandrea
Most Highly Commended, Margaret Reid Poetry Contest for Traditional Verse 2010
Haiku Selections
By Jeanie Mercer
Most Highly Commended, Margaret Reid Poetry Contest for Traditional Verse 2009
Day Sailing
By Paul Hamill
Most Highly Commended, Margaret Reid Poetry Contest for Traditional Verse 2009
Reflections of Solitude
By Debra Gundy
Most Highly Commended, Margaret Reid Poetry Contest for Traditional Verse 2009
The Garden Spider
By Judith Goldhaber
Most Highly Commended, Margaret Reid Poetry Contest for Traditional Verse 2009
The Falcon
By Noble Collins
Most Highly Commended, Margaret Reid Poetry Contest for Traditional Verse 2009
Sestina: All the Broken Toys
By Christine Hemp
Honorable Mention, Margaret Reid Poetry Contest for Traditional Verse 2009
The Old Man from Malkala
By Aunty Myrtle
Honorable Mention, Margaret Reid Poetry Contest for Traditional Verse 2009