Past Winning Entries
Please enjoy the winning entries from our past contests. They are presented here in the order we added them to our website. To view winning entries by contest and year, please see our Contest Archives.
The Beautiful and Mysterious Rainbow
By Erich Hintze
Finalist, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2008
Ode to Zingerman’s Pulled Pork Sandwich
By Rick Solomon
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2008
Mad Personal Assistant’s Song
By Andrew Periale
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2008
Because I Could Not Stop You Darth
By Carole Davis
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2008
Stopping by the Clinic on a Snowy Evening
By Rachel Aubin
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2008
Book of My Mother’s Old Blue Socks with the Little Duckies on Them - Verse 6:347
By Michael Mendes
Finalist, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2007
Who Wins At Monopoly: Walt Whitman or Emily Dickinson?
By Ron Hayes
Finalist, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2007
This Is Just To Ask Because So Much Depends on Depends
By Laura Harris-Hirsch
Finalist, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2007
Sca-rat-ska-bat-tale: A Movement
By Cory Zimmerman
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2007
To the International Society of Poets
By Aunty Myrtle
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2007
Letter to a Gun from a Head of Oriental Lettuce
By Rick Lupert
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2007
In Memory of W.H. Gates
By Benjamin Taylor Lally
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2007
Sonnet From the Porch, I Guess
By Brad Hostetter
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2007
I Am a Grocery Bagger, and I Have Feelings!
By Amber Herrick
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2007
Untitled (“One Morning…”)
By Hilary Hanson
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2007
Untitled (“Drainpipes: angrily grumbling…”)
By Holly Kreger
Finalist, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2006
Untitled (“When the time comes…”)
By Benjamin Taylor Lally
Finalist, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2006
The Diet Song of J. Anna Prufroski
By Tammi Reynolds
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2006