Past Winning Entries
Please enjoy the winning entries from our past contests. They are presented here in the order we added them to our website. To view winning entries by contest and year, please see our Contest Archives.
Hot Dog and Bun: A Sedoka Duet
By James Roderick Burns
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2010
Ode to Insight or Metaphor; or, Musical Nipples
By Graham Younger
Finalist, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2009
Untitled (“Should I bring comparison…”)
By Tim Kimbirk
Finalist, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2009
In Bed With St. Ignatius These Late Antiquity Nights: A Manifesto on Aspiration
By Kenzo Kon Dedao-Duozhu
Finalist, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2009
Score: Kipling 1, Keats 0
By James K. Zimmerman
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2009
The Book of POD: Psalm 69:1-18
By Tammy Tillotson
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2009
F**k Global Warming and All You Damn Hippies
By L. Rigdon
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2009
A Villanelle of Love and Sorrow
By Rachel S. Neal
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2009
Song of a Nightingirl by Mrs. Grown Heats
By Johnson John
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2009
Although the Black Bear Runs the Marathon
By John Thompson
Finalist, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2008
The Clown Wears His Toothless Frown
By Poetry Squirrel
Finalist, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2008
The Beautiful and Mysterious Rainbow
By Erich Hintze
Finalist, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2008
Ode to Zingerman’s Pulled Pork Sandwich
By Rick Solomon
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2008
Mad Personal Assistant’s Song
By Andrew Periale
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2008
Because I Could Not Stop You Darth
By Carole Davis
Honorable Mention, Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest 2008